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"When your Amazon driver lowkey body slams your gate ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’”: That smart device coulda saved my coins! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
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"When your Amazon driver lowkey body slams your gate ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’”: That smart device coulda saved my coins! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ"

July 02, 2025
about 2 months ago
CNET
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ธHold up, fam! Did you hear about the Amazon driver who literally said "F*CK THIS GATE" and went full WWE on a side chain link? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ช This dude must've watched too much Fast & Furious because he straight-up redlined that package delivery ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ! Imagine me, chilling upstairs in my office, working hard while the universe was like, โ€œNah, fam, pay attention!โ€ ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ“ฆ Loud *THUD* ๐Ÿ’ฅ! I thought it was just the package dropping, but nahโ€”my gate looked like it just lost a bar fight! Turns out, this delivery driver was like that one friend who canโ€™t handle the simple things ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ. You know, the ones who think a "butterfly latch" is some rare Pokรฉmon? Gotta catch โ€˜em all before they kick down your gate! ๐Ÿ˜… And now Iโ€™m out here looking for a fancy gate to save my wallet from being $500 lighter! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’” Not only did I have to fix my busted gate, but now Iโ€™m contemplating getting a โ€œTHIS IS FINEโ€ sign for my front yard! ๐Ÿฅด In conclusion, if youโ€™re gonna drop off my packages, please do it gently or face the wrath of my big โ€œSAY NO TO AMAZON CRASHERSโ€ sticker! ๐Ÿ“›๐ŸŒŒ ๐Ÿ”ฅ **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: This time next year, Amazon will release an AI gate with a pet rock for emotional support, and if it breaks, youโ€™ll have to deliver the refund yourself! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฐ #GATECRASHER #RAGEAGAINSTTHEDRIVER

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#Amazon#delivery#technology#home security#smart devices
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