🔊💥🚨**BREAKING: APPLE’S AIRPODS PRO 2 IN A PRICE SLASHING FAINT!**🚨💥🔊 Listen up, fam! These second-gen AirPods Pro are now *only* $149 on Prime Day 🎉🔥—that's a whole $100 off! We’re talking about the vibe check of the century 🔥💰! These tiny tech tacos feature *next-level* Active Noise Cancellation that’ll silence your “Can you hear me now?” Zoom calls like it’s 2020 and you're still in lockdown 🤫💻. Plus, they're rocking that USB-C charging because *lightning* is so last season 😏🚀. 🎵 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly? We just wanted to mess with users’ heads. USB-C makes ZERO sense, but it sounds cool in meetings. 🤷‍♂️” – Some guy attending an Apple meeting (probably). But like, WHO is buying these at $249.99? 🤔 Drake’s pointing to the $149 price like “You were *always* meant to pay less!” 🤑👀 Shop now at Amazon, Walmart, or Best Buy, or risks seething in the corner while your friends flex over their dope sound quality 😤💀. 🔥💥**Unhinged Prediction**: By next Prime Day, AirPods will just be $25 and come with a free personal assistant that *actually* listens to you—no cap. This is changing the game, folks! 🥴🤖🚀