🚨💪 The Dreaded AI Workout Summary: A New Level of Fitness Cringe Exposed! 💀🔥 So, you’ve been busting your butt at the gym for the past decade, only to have a glorified calculator serve you a steaming pile of "duh" every morning. 😩✨ Welcome to the universe of *AI fitness summaries*! 🙄💩 Let’s talk about Strava’s Athlete Intelligence, which is just a fancy way of saying, “Hey champ, you’ve exercised!” No cap, are they *actually* trying to tell us that after 45 minutes of sweat we actually lost a calorie? 🤡🤯 I mean, who needs *common sense* when you have a chatbot that clearly got a C in gym class? *Drake pointing meme* 🥴👈 And WHOOP, dear Lord. WHOOP Coach is like the friend who always reminds you of your bad decisions, except now it’s a robot with no feelings and a knack for suggesting a workout just to rub salt in the wound after your pizza binge. 🍕🚫 Even my bed is snitching on me at this point. "Slept like a baby" translates to "you haven’t made it past 3 AM, try harder next time." How about we just turn down the reminders, yeah? 🤖🛌 So here’s the tea: AI fitness summaries are the new “This is fine” meme living in a fiery dumpster. 🔥💵 My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll all have robots deep-fried in social anxiety, desperately trying to tell us we’re living our best lives while we scroll endlessly through TikTok. 🤪📈 #FitnessGoals #AIIsMyBFF #StonksButNotReally