🌴🤖💀 Y’all ever wonder what happens when tech giants and shady island parties collide? Welcome to the AI summit you didn’t know you’d want to un-know! Imagine this: Epstein’s private island ✈️ FULL of tech bros, plotting the future of AI like they’re the Avengers, but less heroic and more “let’s make a sentient algorithm to avoid jail time.” 😂💸 And of course, the convo was lit, like “Fr fr, how can we make robots that decide who to unalive next?” Absolutely sending those galaxy brain vibes 🚀. What’s next? “We’re stonks, but like, sinister.” 💀🔥💰 “Bro, this is fine,” said one developer, sipping his coconut drink while secretly code-naming a project “Predator.” My man knows the vibes 😂. You can just feel the cringe from the PR team trying to separate AI from their latest “high-profile” backer. “AI is neutral… and so is my conscience,” they said with a shaky voice. Here’s the hot take: in ten years, AI will be less about solving world problems and more about ensuring we never mention this summit again. Just wait until ChatGPT tells you how NOT to run an island tech conference—come for the memes, stay for the horror! 😱🌀