🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Your AI strategy just died in committee! 😱💀 So, your top-notch data squad spent six months crafting a customer churn model so fire 🔥 it could predict Beyoncé’s next album drop? But it’s just chilling on a server like a potato waiting for a committee full of folks who think "stochastic" is a new TikTok dance move. C'mon, fam! 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the research squad is out here dropping new models like they’re running a Black Friday sale! 🏃‍♂️💨 But corporate kaiju are like, "Risk reviews? Audits? Gotta get those 42 signatures!" All while we’re just out here like: “This is fine. 🐶🔥” 👉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically building rockets but waiting for grandma to check them for safety.” 🚀 Notice how the only thing moving faster than AI advancements is the rate at which companies are losing millions in productivity? 🤦‍♂️ Stonks are going down. 📉 Also, shout out to shadow AI for being the sneaky little menace we never asked for. Remember, kids: “If it ain’t in production, it ain't a flex!” 💪💰 **Hot Take**: By 2024, we’ll be using psychic AI that reads our minds to bypass all these slowpokes. 🌌💭 Get ready for the singularity being fueled by sheer frustration! Buckle up! 🚀💥