🌪️🔥 AI Coding Startups Are About to Ride the High Cost Wave—Grab Your Life Rafts, Peeps! 💸🤡 Yo, have you heard?? AI coding startup *Windsurf* was gonna float away with a $2.85 BILLION valuation 🚀💰 but instead, they’re closer to drowning than inventing the next big thing. Talk about a 2023 mood 😅. Reminder that being "double valued" is like finding a double cheeseburger in the fridge… AFTER you just ordered takeout. *This is fine* meme vibes all over. So, what do they do? Try and sell themselves to OpenAI for a staggering **$3 billion** 💀💔 and that deal *flopped* harder than a kid’s TikTok dance at a family reunion. They’re out here like: “But we have cool AI features! 🧠✨” *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought we’d at least get a Zoom call out of it. Now we just have regrets… and no funding.” 💔💩 In a world where "code or be coded" is the new mantra, will AI startups take the path of the *stonks* dude? 📈 Or will they be the cringe dumpster fires of the tech revolution? Here’s a hot take: AI coders will END UP KICKFLIPPING INFLATION LIKE IT’S 2024 – and the only thing they're coding is how to file for bankruptcy. 🤖💥 Get ready, this ship might hit an iceberg… or at best, shuffle off to a junkyard with a **"YOLO"** sticker on the bumper 🚢💀💥!