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When your AI startup raises $85M and goes from broke to baller ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿš€: Exa Labs just leveled up to $700M like itโ€™s a game glitch! #HustleCulture ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

September 03, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ธ Hold onto your GPUs, tech fam! Exa Labs just pulled off the ultimate glow-up: a fat $85M Series B like itโ€™s Black Friday at Best Buy! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ How did they do it? Oh, just casually cranking their worth up to $700 MILLION! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ That's a 10x jump from washout Series A levels. Stonks? NO cap! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€ But waitโ€”what's their secret sauce? A growing GPU cluster ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ป thatโ€™s probably juicing up search results faster than a greased cheetah on a caffeine high. ๐Ÿ†โ˜• You can practically hear the devs whispering: "Bro, more GPUs, more problems? Nah, we're living in a simulation!" ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ In a totally *not* staged conversation, one imaginary developer told me, "Honestly, we just googled 'money' and it started pouring in!๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ธ" Meanwhile, Benchmark is like, โ€œInvesting in AI is the new hot meme, fam!โ€ Drakeโ€™s face is a direct reaction to their influx. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ **Hot Take Alert:** In an alternate universe, Exa Labs becomes the search engine that finds your lost socksโ€”this is *not* cool, fam. If search results can *actually* find my left shoe, then AI has officially taken over! Catch me in the metaverse, LMAO! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€โœจ #AIOverlords #ExaLabs #PrayForMySocks

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