🚨BREAKING: Tech Drama Alert!🚨 Meet the latest addition to the Meta side quest! 🌌✨ Jason Wei, the level 99 OpenAI wizard 🧙‍♂️ is trading his spellbook for another fairy tale 📖 called “Meta’s Superintelligence Lab” (yeah, superintelligence—like that’s not the plot of 20 different dystopian movies 🎥💀). 🥸💔 You hate to see it: Jason & his homie Hyung Won Chung are the latest "dropped enemy NPCs" from OpenAI, heading over to Meta's realm of meme magic 🌈. Like, bro, did you forget the time they tried to launch a metaverse that looked like a 1999 internet dial-up hell? 🤡👾 🤔 Are they aiming for a “stagflation” in AI quality post-departure? 😂💰 ‘Cause we all know Meta’s game plan is basically “seethe in Web3 while blockchain bros’ dreams burn” 🔥. And here’s a leaked convo from the Meta HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Should we hire them?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Only if they can bridge the gap between cringe and vision.” My unhinged prediction? 🚀 In 2025, Meta will announce they’ve transcended human cognition. Spoiler: it’s just a glorified chatbot that only responds in memes. 🤖💥 #BasedOrCringe?