🔥🚨 Breaking News from the land of Algorithmic Awkwardness! 🚨🔥 Anthropic just gave a big ol’ thumbs-up 👆 to California’s new AI safety bill, SB 53. Yup, that’s right—while everyone in Silicon Valley simultaneously tweets “#AIisSafe” and chugs down their cold brews ☕, one company is out here trying to sound like the responsible adult in the room. “AI safety”? More like “we ain't trying to wake up in a Terminator movie” 🤖💀. But wait—cue the *Seinfeld* bassline because all the other tech bros are like 🤠 “Nah fam, let’s unleash the chaos! Who needs regulations when we can just throw an AI party?” 🎉 Make AIs dance while we maximize profits with the speed of light? Sounds based until you realize Skynet isn’t just a meme, fam. Someone from Anthropic said (or I totally made it up): “Listen, we are not trying to make Skynet real. We’re just vibing.” 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is predicting a future where AI writes pretty much everything except apology emails—cuz nobody’s got time for that! 📧💔 Hot take: By 2025, California’s AI regulations will be as effective as trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair. Stonks? More like bonks! 💸😤 Share if you think AI should be safer than my ex’s cookin’! 🌍🔥