🚨💉 AI is now your new medical BFF, and let's face it, it's like trusting a toddler with a scalpel! 🤡🤖 According to some fancy study that sounds like it was written while drinking a kale smoothie, patients are vibing with AI's medical advice over actual doctors—EVEN WHEN IT'S WRONG! 🤔💀 Like, NO CAP, what’s next? “Hey, Siri! My foot hurts. Should I amputate or just drink more water?” 🤷‍♂️😂 For real, Dr. Isaac Kohane (a Harvard dude, so you KNOW he’s got the receipts) says hospitals are like “Nah, we’re outta here,” bouncing new patients like they’re dealing with the *final boss* at a cringe convention. 🏥✌️ Imagine telling an AI, “What’s my diagnosis?” and it replies, “Stonks and anxiety! 🚀📈” Like, excuse me?? This is fine, I guess?? 😱🔥 "Bro, can AI take the Hippocratic Oath?" one imaginary developer might say over a JavaScript latte. “No way, I can barely keep my code from collapsing!” 💩💻 🌟 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, your medical check-up is gonna be a TikTok live stream, and the doctor will charge you $9.99 for the diagnosis! 💸🤹‍♀️ Welcome to the future, fam! #AIisYourDoctorNow 🦾😤