🚨🔥 Breaking News: The AI Scanner Pen Won't Save Your GPA! 🚀💀 So, imagine this: you’re trying to pass a test that looks like it's straight outta the Stone Age, and you whip out this *“AI Scanner Pen”* that promises to be your academic sidekick 🤖✨. But wait, instead of saving you from the clutches of despair, it gives you answers that make you wish you’d just studied instead. 🤡📚 Some college kid said, “Yo, I thought I’d just zap the paper and ace this! 🤩🧙‍♂️" But instead, he ended up with an 83% chance of calling his mom to explain why he’s stuck in Zoom University for another year. Sad! 😭🪦 Meanwhile, schools are over here like "this is fine" as they watch AI become the new academic cheat code while simultaneously trying to resurrect paper tests like it's 1999. ✨📜 And you know what *fr fr* makes this even funnier? Fellow students are already brainstorming more absurd gadgets, like an AI coffee cup that tells you the answers while you’re trying not to spill 💰☕. Get ready for my hot take: In 2030, the final exam will be a game of Among Us where your professor is the imposter, no cap. 🚀👾🤯 #DeathByAI #StonksButNot #MemeYourWayToTheTop