"When your AI nutrition tracker is more cringe than your ex's cooking ๐ฉ๐ #AIFail #NutritionalCrisis"
๐จ๐ Y'all, strap in for this wild ride through the ๐ช๏ธ chaotic universe of nutritional AI, and letโs be real, IT'S A TOTAL TRAINWRECK! ๐๐ฅ ๐โโ๏ธ So, hereโs the tea: some genius out there thought it would be a *SPLENDID* idea to snap a pic of your food and let AI do the heavy lifting. ๐ค I mean, has the dev team ever heard of โAI doesnโt have taste budsโ? ๐ค๐ Introducingโฆ *drumroll please* ๐ถ Optimizer! A weekly newsletter thatโs supposed to enlighten us but instead feels like opening a package of stale bread. ๐ฆ๐ฅด The review says: โHey, AI! I had two dark chocolate Kodiak waffles, a spoon of PB, and cup of soy iced coffee!โ And what does our pal AI spit back? โYou had... 3,000 calorie donuts??โ ๐คก๐ฅ LIKE HUH?! I imagine the developer in a dark room, surrounded by empty energy drink cans, muttering: โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅด๐คฆโโ๏ธ Honestly, at this point, I'd trust my pet goldfish more with my meal tracking. ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐHereโs the hot take: in 2025, your toaster will be more accurate at tracking your macros than this AI nonsense. Bet. ๐ฅ #WeDoinIt #StonksUp! Share if youโre as fed up with AI as I am! ๐๐
