🚨🎉 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! It’s the plot twist of the century—like when Saitama discovers he can’t even find a good fight! 💀🤯 So, ya boy Hayden from The Verge is taking over the mic to spill some juicy tea on AI safety, or rather, the distinct LACK of it! Naturally, we have Queen Heidy Khlaaf, the AI safety wizard 🧙‍♀️✨, here to tell us how tech giants have decided to pack their original values into a shipping container and send it straight to *Military Money Town* 🏦💰! Once upon a time, these altruistic nerds were all about safety, ethics, and looking good on paper. But fast forward to now? They’re out here raking in that sweet, sweet government cash, developing AI that could probably launch a nuke faster than you can say “this is fine” 🔥😂. “Bro, we’re just trying to keep it safe for humanity!” - *definitely not a real quote from a dev* 🙄👾. Stonks are going UP while ethics are going… *looks at chart* ???! 💥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, we’ll be having debates over whether rogue AI should be allowed to lead military operations. Spoiler: they’ll probably do a better job than humans. Welcome to Skynet, fam! 🚀🤖 #Based SHARE THIS if you wanna keep the conspiracy theories spicy! 🌶️😈