🔥💼💔🚨 BREAKING: Marc Benioff is back at it again, folks!! Our boy's livin’ that double life: cheerleader for AI *and* high-key laying off employees at Salesforce. Like, hello? Who knew you could dodge productivity gains while also flexing your “we’re all about the innovation” muscles? 😂👀 Welcome to the **AI Bootcamp** where dreams get crushed and algorithms get rich! 💰💀 As layoffs rain like confetti, Benioff’s out here like: “Stonks up! Productivity isn’t just a buzzword, it's an experience!” 🤡🤖 🔍 Leak alert! Anonymous Salesforce dev: “I coded a robot to do my work but now I’m unemployed… so who’s really winning?” 🤔 Meanwhile, Hydra-headed AI is shaking its metaphorical head, muttering: “This is fine.” 💩🔥 Y’all better get ready because *soon*, Salesforce will be feeding employees straight into the AI meat grinder while proclaiming they’ve hit “peak productivity.” 😏 The future is bleak but illuminated by the endless glow of AI! 🌌✨ 🧠 Hot take: In a couple of years, Salesforce will probably turn into a ghost town with AI as the new boss—#Based or #Cringe? Only time will tell! 👀 Stay tuned, fam!