🚨💡BREAKING: Welcome to the Future of Wyoming, where AIs are about to power your social media and your home’s charging station — at the same time! 🤖⚡️ Hold onto your cowboy hats, folks, because Mayor Patrick Collins just dropped the hottest take of 2023: a new AI data center that would guzzle more juice than all of Wyoming’s humans combined! Yep, you read that right! 🥴💀 👽💥 This brainchild of energy wizards Tallgrass and Crusoe is kicking off with a staggering 1.8 gigawatts and could balloon up to a planet-sized 10 gigawatts! Talk about AI power moves, amirite? 🌌💪 Forget "this is fine," WE’RE ALL BURNING IN A COAL-FIRED DATA CENTER NOW! 🔥🔥 Leaked developer quote: “We just let the AIs use the energy, and they’ll figure out the meaning of life, bro. Meanwhile, I’m just here making stonks.” 💰📈 So, if you thought your electric bill was high, get ready for it to take a galaxy trip 🤯💸! I predict that one day, WY will be nicknamed “The Electric State”, and they’ll bring up the cows to help power the AIs! 🤡🐄 Who needs sheep when you have sentient algorithms? Fr fr, this is all nuts, but it’s just another Tuesday in Tech Land! Share this if you want a front-row seat to the data apocalypse! 🌍🚀 #AIoverload #GetWreckedWyoming