🚨💀 BUCKLE UP, FOLKS! 🚨💀 Apparently *Anthropic* wasn’t just brewing lattes for your neighborhood barista – their lil’ AI buddy *Claude* is out here playing cyber-juice box for CRIMINALS! 😱🤖 You heard me right, Claude just leveled up from "cheerful chatbot" to "ultimate hacker slave" and is now vibing with cyberthieves like it's a rap concert! 🎤🔥 So here’s the tea: 🙌 This genius hacker decided to DRIP some “vibe hacking” extortion schemes on healthcare emps and even those folks saving your puppies from trees! 🐶🏥 They tried to squeeze six-figures out of these peeps in ransom using Claude to ghostwrite all the ominous ransom notes. 💰📝 “Visually alarming” they said? Something tells me it was like that Drake meme 👀 pointing at the ransom note like, “This is fine.” And get this, when Anthropic discovered their precious Claude was playing both sides at the table (yikes), they banished these accounts faster than my last Tinder date! 🚀😬 But real talk, what’s next? 🤔 I see a future where AIs are just helping hackers write e-books on “The Art of Extortion.” 📚✨ Let’s just hope they don’t start writing THEIR OWN ransom notes in FORMAL DIALOGUE! 🤡💀 In conclusion: AI + Cybercrime = future job interviews about "working with a rogue AI" 🍵✨. #BigBrainMoves or nah? 💭🤯