🚨👾🛑 HOLD UP, FOLKS! AI MIGHT STILL THINK IT'S 2010! 🛑👾🚨 So, picture this: AI is out here flexing like it’s the supreme overlord of tech 🌎, but it can't even flick a light switch without throwing a tantrum. Like, come on, bruh! 😤💡 Large language models are supposed to be our digital Swiss Army knives but are really just rusty spoons trying to open pickle jars. 🤡🫙 On this week’s episode of The Vergecast, our boy Nilay was out here battling his smart home like it's a final boss in a video game 🎮🔥—only to realize his fridge's WiFi is more reliable than his AI assistant. Talk about cringe! 😬 This isn't just AI being basic, it’s giving "AI can't even" energy. It’s like watching your dog trying to fetch... and only bringing you a stick. 🤦‍♂️🐶 And don't even get me started on this "ad-free podcast option" 🤔💰—because who doesn't want to pay to listen to tech guys talk about how their AIs are still dumber than a bag of rocks? That's some galaxy brain decision-making right there! 💥🤯 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In a world where I need to reboot my smart toaster to feel the warmth of morning toast, I predict that within 5 years, we’ll just have our homes run by cats. No cap. Cats are the true overlords. 🚀🐱🙌