🚨💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, ‘cause Microsoft just dropped some truly chaotic energy. Apparently their shiny new AI buddy, Copilot Actions, might just be the digital equivalent of handing a toddler a pet cactus 🌵💔. Yeah, they straight-up warned us that it could swipe your data and infect your device like it’s at a pre-party rave. No cap, does anyone at Microsoft even use a VPN? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Picture this: you’re vibing to your favorite lo-fi beats, and next thing you know, Copilot's committing identity theft like it's starring in a low-budget heist movie. 🎬💰👀 Critics are out here simping for caution, saying, “Why the rush on features, Big Tech?!” This is fine, right? *cue the dog in the burning room* 🔥🐶 💬 Leaked quote from a “Microsoft Developer” (source: my imagination): “We thought it was just ‘experimental fun’ like drinking Red Bull before writing code at 2 AM. Now it’s a whole virus party. 🤷‍♂️” 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be running our devices through a digital detox every week, just to keep the AI demons at bay. Just wait ‘til your fridge tries to sell your grocery list on the dark web. 🤖🚀💀 Share this if you want to live in the wildest tech horror movie with me! 💣✌️