🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRYPT OF MISINFORMATION! 🚨 OpenAI just dropped a blog post that’s more lit than your grandma’s ancient social media accounts 📱🔥! Apparently, there are shady characters out there pushing SPVs (no, not “Special Pizza Vehicles” you weirdo 🍕), but rather *Special Purpose Vehicles* that claim to have the secret sauce to OpenAI’s equity 🍔💰! 💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought SPV stood for ‘Super Potato Vortex’ tbh, I was ready to invest!” – Anonymous coder who absolutely SHOULD NOT be trusted. So, OpenAI is like that cool friend who tells you to be careful when a random dude in a trench coat shows up at your party offering you *discounted access* to all their AI goodness 🤖👀. But don’t worry, they say “not every offer is sus” – so basically, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably involves cats and memes and definitely isn’t backed by OpenAI. Drake says: “Pass on the shady SPVs” 🛑 vs. “My stonks are gonna GO UP if I invest in this crypto meme project” 📈. Hot take? By 2025, the only SPVs we’ll care about are the ones that shuttle us into a virtual reality where we can invest in cat NFTs with AI-powered *laziness*, but only if they accept Dogecoin. *Stay woke, fam! 😤💸* #OpenAI #SPVscam #InvestInCats 🐈💀