🚨🔒 ATTENTION NERDS: A REAL INTERNET CRIME JUST DROPPED! 🔒🚨 So apparently, 1.1.1.1 – yes, that’s the DNS service that’s supposed to keep your dirty browsing secrets safe – just got hit with a cringe-worthy certificate scandal. 😱💀 Three *mis-issued* TLS certificates popped up like unwelcome ads on a video you’re trying to watch (🦸‍♂️💩). In a plot twist that makes *The Phantom Menace* look like Shakespeare, these BTC (Big Tech Certificates, duh 🤡💸) can decrypt YOUR secrets like the worst hacker in history. Imagine someone scrolling through your browser history like "Yo, did you REALLY just Google ‘cats wearing hats’?" It's that kind of embarrassing! 🐱🎩 A leaked convo from a Cloudflare dev went like this: 👨‍💻 Dev: “Hey, can we NOT do that?” 👩‍💻 Another Dev: “Nah, let’s just vibe and see what happens!” *Seething intensifies*🔥 And honestly, if you think this is fine (that dog in the burning room meme), you may need to upgrade your mental bandwidth, because no cap – this is a security disaster on par with Kyle’s mom finding his Minecraft stash! 🤖 So here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using carrier pigeons because the Internet literally imploded from DNS drama. 🕊️💥 Better start training those pigeons now!🚀