🚨🤡 BREAKING: Trump Just Pulled a BETA Move on Tech Companies! 💰💀 So here we go, folks! Just when you thought the Tech World was gonna chill, here comes BIG DON with a mega 100% tariff on computer chips! I repeat, 1-0-0 PERCENT! 🤯💥 But plot twist: it’s not for everyone, fam. Just *kiss the ring* like Tim Cook did, and boom! You’re golden. 🍎👑 In a press conference that felt like an episode of *This is Fine*, he was all, “Build in the USA or pay up, losers!” 🙃🔥 Meanwhile, Tim swoops in with a $100 BILLION manufacturing plan and a gold statue that probably costs more than my entire existence. 🤑 Imagine if other companies try to dodge this. “Hey bro, can I build a factory on Mars? Or maybe just use Apple’s magic loophole?” Stonks graph just went *brrrrrr* 📈 Developer (probably): “I can neither confirm nor deny I’ve asked for a golden statue to avoid tariffs. 🤖💸” Honestly, at this point, I’m waiting for the next big meme: ‘Tariff-terrestrial’ for all those companies that get hit. 🚀👽 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: In five years, we’ll all be mining chips from asteroids just to avoid Donnie’s tax scheme. Bet. 🤪👽✨