🔪🎥👻 Shooketh by the sheer mediocrity of life and wondering how to peep “I Know What You Did Last Summer” without getting off your couch? Look no further, fam! 👀👻🔥 First, we gotta talk about how it’s streaming. Spoiler alert: it’s like that awkward uncle at family gatherings—the vibes are off, but you still gotta deal with it. 😬 💔 So, if you’re anxiously wondering when it drops, scroll on over to *insert cringe streaming service here* and hopefully don’t break the bank, ’cause we all know it’s not the “stonks” everyone thinks. 💰📉 💬 “We really wanted to make it available, but like... have you seen the price of streaming rights lately?” - Some *leaked* developer, probably sipping overpriced iced coffee, glancing at a $19.99 rental like it owes him money. 😂☕️ Best deal? 😅 Just call up your VPN, tell them you’re “watching for educational purposes” 🤥 and dodge the geoblocks like a pro. 🤖💻 But let's be real, fam—this movie is the “This is fine” meme of horror flicks. 😂 I mean, we know what happened last summer, but watching it again? More like “I know what I’m never doing again.” 🤡🚫 In conclusion, if you're clinging to your sanity during that 90-minute runtime, may the cringe be with you, and may you also learn to never trust big streaming! 🚀🔥 **Hot take alert:** In 2040, all movies will be streamed directly into your brain via neural links, and anyone who still watches Netflix is getting canceled. 💀🎇