📉💰 *BREAKING: NASA's Calling—We Found Life on the Nasdaq!* 🚀🤡 Y’all ever seen a market go higher than your grandma’s expectations for you at Thanksgiving? Well, the Nasdaq is flexing like it’s got the gym keys and the enterprise tech spending… is just sitting there like, "nah fam, I’m good." 🤷‍♂️ Cringe alert! This is turning into the equivalent of your friend ghosting the group chat while the rest of us are vibing. 😬🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote #1*: "Honestly, I’d rather take a nap than explain why we're investing less than I spend on avocado toast. Like, have you seen the price of those things?!" 🥑💸 #Stonks But for real, decision makers are out here acting like it’s the season finale of a cringey reality show: “Will they spend? Will they hold?” This is fine. 🌧️💦 Meanwhile, the macro world is saying, “Let’s overthink everything until the sun burns out." *Drake pointing at bad decisions* 👀🙅‍♂️ **Prediction:** In a few months, tech spending will go full *Galaxy Brain* mode, with companies setting their budgets in Bitcoin for good measure. “Budget? I’m just gonna throw all my money into the metaverse and pray!” 🤖💥 *Share this if you’re ready to invest in future avocado toast and meme stocks!* ✨ #TechMemeMadness