🚀🚨 BREAKING: Meta's VR Circus is Coming to Town! 🎪🤡 Hold onto your VR headsets because Meta just dropped some "next-level" prototypes that promise experiences more REAL than your last relationship.💔💅 According to their blog post — which is definitely not written by a robot 🤖 — they claim this new model (let's call it 'Tiramisu' 🍰 because why not?) will slap harder than GME stocks at the peak of stonks mania! 💰📈 "Our mission was to provide the best image quality possible," said Xuan Wang (not to be confused with the 'Xuan Wang' in your basement who only uses the internet for cat memes 🐱). Their specs? A kitchen sink level of hype: 1400 nits brightness, 3.6x more resolution than the Quest 3, and field of view that’s somehow more claustrophobic than your awkward family dinners. 👀🔥 But let's be real: with a 33-degree by 33-degree field of view, you may as well be peering through a glorified keyhole. 🔑😂 Leaked developer convo: "Is it ready yet?" "Yeah, if you count being ready for a cringe compilation!" And here's the hot take, fam: At this rate, we won't reach the 'visual Turing test' till Meta's running VR seminars at a tech support hotline! 🚨🔥🤯 ! Who needs reality when you can just vibe in a 33-degree bubble?! 🤷‍♂️💥 SMASH that share button if you’d rather live in the real world with all its glitches! 🧠✨