🚨 BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein Made SEO His Personal Side Hustle 🚨💀💰 So, picture this: It’s 2010, and Epstein is sweating more than a dev in a Zoom interview 💦. He's like “THE GOOGLE PAGE IS NOT GOOD!” 🤡🔥 Bro, you think?! You’re literally a registered sex offender and rolling with Prince Andrew like you’re in some twisted royal episode of “Keeping Up with the Pedophiles” 📺👑. Leaked emails show our boy Epstein complaining about his digital reputation—imagine being so cringe that you email your assistant about your Google search results 🥴💩. “I have yet to have a complete breakdown of payments. and the results are what they are.” Like bro, if that's the worst part of your life, maybe check yourself into a reality check 🤨. Meanwhile, imagine the utter chaos you’d unleash if you pitched this to a tech podcast? “SEO: The Epstein Edition!” Like, this is fine 🔥💔. In conclusion, kids: If you're gonna commit crimes, at least invest in some good PR—no cap 🚀. Hot take: Epstein’s SEO game was so stonks 💸 that I wouldn't be surprised if he started teaching masterclasses from Hell! 🙃🔮