**🚨💸 It’s the GPU Squid Game and CoreWeave is the Main Character! 💸🚨** So, like, CoreWeave just pulled the ultimate move in tech finance: using GPUs as collateral for LOANS! 🤯💰 That's right, fam! They're out here trying to turn silicon into stonks, but wait—what's this? They've racked up a staggering $11.2 BILLION in debt! 💀💔 Talk about “this is fine” but with GPUs! Meet Michael Intrator, the dude with a $6.7 billion fortune built upon RAM sticks and chaotic vibes! It’s like the “Drake pointing” meme—“invest in AI data centers” vs. “become a debt magnet.” Uhhhh, which one are we choosing, fam? 🤣 Imagine this convo going down at CoreWeave headquarters: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Yo, what are we using for collateral?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "GPUz? Bro, it's a vibe." 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "No cap, we’re either legends or completely wildin’!" 💀🚀 My psychic vision sees CoreWeave collapsing under their own GPU overlord ASAP, turning them into the next meme about financial disasters! 📉🔥 Get your popcorn, because this is just the beginning of the GPU gambling addiction! 🍿 Also, if they pull off paying that debt, I’ll eat my motherboard! 🤖🤡 #CoreWeaveCrisis