🚀💔 So, you thought the most exciting thing to come out of Raspberry Pi was just your grandma’s banana bread recipe? Cope harder! 😤 These brainiac researchers decided to turn that tiny circuit board into a WIRELESS HEART RATE MONITOR! 💓✨ 🤖💡 They tossed some Wi-Fi into the mix, and bam! Suddenly, your heart rate is streaming live on the interwebs like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. Just imagine: “Today in heart rates: Karen’s at 85 BPM while scrolling through Instagram.” 🥵💻 A “source” close to the researchers (a guy named Vlad who plays poker with pigeons) said, “It’s like our hearts are a new trending hashtag! #HeartGoals.” 💥💰 And when ZDNET comes knocking with their fancy recommendations, just know they’ve sifted through HOURS of testing. You know, real groundbreaking stuff, like “This monitor is better than THAT monitor” level of discovery. 🔍🎉 🔥👀 So, hot take: By 2025, your smartwatch will start diagnosing your existential crises, and all of us will be like, “This is fine!” 🤡💀 Who needs therapy when you can just monitor your heart rate and chug Red Bull, right? 🍵💔💸 Meme responsibly and share this wasteland of tech chaos! ✌️