🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Hoodie Heist Prevention Strategy Revealed! 🔍🏴‍☠️ So, you’ve been living the “I lost my favorite jacket” nightmare? 😱 Fear not, my fashionably paranoid friends! No cap, some mad scientist just took a stealthy $15 tracker and Tucked It IN THE JACKET! 🕵️‍♂️📦 Forget AirTags—the only thing they’ll find is your bank account balance dropping faster than Bitcoin on a Monday morning! 📉😩💸 Who needs Apple when you can be a low-key James Bond of the clothing world? 🤵✨ *cue dramatic theme music* Our “leaked” developer voice whispers: “Lol we just threw the tracker in there because we were tired of losing our boosty boys and we figured 'why not put a GPS on it like Batman?'” 🦸‍♂️💻🧥 And for those of you who think this is some cringe DIY project, fr fr, your life will change when you pull up to brunch and the waiter asks, “Sir, where’s your jacket?” and YOU KNOW. 😏👌🏼 So here’s the tea ☕✨: this is the new galaxy brain move for 2024! Forget AirTags—this trend will have you living like the lead in a heist movie, minus the cops! 🚓💨 Final take: By 2025, jackets will probably come with built-in GPS like they’re a new-gen iPhone! 🥴📱🔥 Get ready for the future of fashion (and paranoia)! 🤖💀 #FashionEmergency #ThisIsFine 🚀