🔒🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! We’re about to get 🔥 in here with the SECURE BOOT FRENZY! 🖥️💨 Windows 11 is rolling out like *that one friend* who always tries to order avocado toast but ends up blessing you with their *legacy* of malware 🥑💻💀. 👀 So, you want to boot up safely? Here’s the 411: Secure Boot is like that Netflix password your buddy shared — it’s meant to keep the riff-raff out! 🚷💣 But if you don’t know how to TURN IT ON, you might as well throw a malware party for WannaCry and his squad! 🎉🤡 **How to Activate Secure Boot:** 1. Dive into your BIOS like a raccoon in a pizza dumpster 🍕🦝. 2. Find the Secure Boot option (it’s hiding like your motivation on Monday mornings). 3. Flip that switch ON like it’s the last slice at a party! 🍕🤌 💬 "Just imagine your PC hitting you with a 'This is fine' meme while it gets invaded. Hilarious, right?" said a totally fabricated Windows dev, probably named Chad 💪😂. So, what’s my hot take? In a year, Secure Boot becomes a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺 Mark my words! Stonks are gonna fly! 🚀💰 Now go hit that “share” button! 🥳👀