🚨💥 BREAKING: Fintech Frogs 🐸 have officially left the pond! Charlie Javice, the bright-eyed founder of Frank, just got sentenced to 🥴 SEVEN YEARS in the digital slammer for pulling a fast one on JPMorgan Chase!💰😱 Imagine this: you sell your startup for a juicy $175 million, only to have the bank be like, “Wait, you lied about your customer base?” 🤨 Like, what is this, Tinder? You can’t just swipe right on fake numbers, fam! 📉💔 In a shocking twist that sounds like it came straight outta a Netflix crime drama, JPMorgan discovered that Frank's user count was as inflated as your uncle's fishing tales. 🤥😅 Here's the REAL kicker: they had the audacity to claim they had "millions" of users—bro, if you have millions of users, then I’m the queen of England! 👑 Leaked conversation from a dev during the trial: *"We thought we were building a bridge to the future, turns out it was just a little footpath to jail. My bad!"* - Definitely Not Charlie Javice 😬💀 So what’s the moral of the story? 🤔 Always triple-check your stats unless you wanna end up in cell-block B with Big Mike! 🚔🔥 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, fintech reports will be on par with Fast and Furious plots—totally outrageous but somehow entertaining! Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨ #FintechFail #StonksDown💸