💀🔥 *BREAKING: Trump Turns Memorial into a Bizarre Rock Concert—Attendees Have Exit Plans Prepared* 🔥💀 So, picture this: *70,000* people crammed into State Farm Stadium like it's the world’s most chaotic worship concert, only to see Trump pull up with fireworks 🎆 and Lee Greenwood himself serenading us with “God Bless the USA.” Now THAT’S how you roll into a memorial service, but… wait, what’s this? 👀 As soon as he opened his mouth, it seems a whole squad of folks felt a sudden urge to dip 🙄💨—like watching that *Drake Pointing* meme but for a whole crowd! 😳 Talk about an exit strategy! *Leaked Developer Quote* from inside the event: “We thought we were here for a service, but it turned into a cringe-fest... I came for Charlie, not a MAGA karaoke night!” 🤡🎤 This whole scene felt like the cringe levels of that *This is Fine* dog, but instead of a fire, it’s a chaotic symphony of evangelical fervor and nationalist vibes. **#Stonks** for people who were just trying to mourn, amirite? Unhinged prediction: Next time, Trump will roll up to a funeral with a full band and a light show. 🚀 This is what faith-based events are gonna look like in 2040, fam! 🤖💰