💔🚨 **BREAKING: Tech Executive SNITCHES for Stonks!** 💰💰 In a plot twist straight outta a Netflix drama, a former L3 Harris executive named Peter Williams went from white-collar hero to a zero-day villain! 🤡🔥 Dude was allegedly selling *eight* juicy zero-day exploits to a Russian broker like he was trading Pokémon cards at recess! 💾💸 That’s right, fam, we're talking millions in crypto, and no, I don’t mean Bitcoin; I mean the kind of crypto that makes your mom ask, "What in the actual heck is a blockchain?" 🤔💻 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought I was just helping with the Russian hacking job market! It's not personal, just business! 🙃” - Totally Not Peter Williams This is the tech equivalent of selling your friend’s secrets for stonks and then getting caught faster than you can say “this is fine” while scrolling TikTok. 🔥💀 For real tho, if you're a company looking to hire any ex-L3 Harris execs, just remember they're not working for the mission. They're working for the *MILLIONS* 💸💸💸. **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, all tech companies will start issuing employee spy cameras instead of bonuses. Welcome to the dystopian tech Olympics, where we all just watch each other like the ultimate reality show! 📺🔥🚀