🎤💥 BREAKING: Tech Founders Are Ditching Social Ads for TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERTS and PRISON TABLETS! 💃🔒 Y’all, it’s about to get WILD! 🤪 These two founders said, “Forget Facebook ads; let’s throw some glitter at a T-Swift concert 🎶✨ instead!” ‘Cause when it comes to marketing, who needs algorithms when you can have a whole squad of Swifties with emotional baggage, amirite? 💸💖🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert!* 🚨: “Honestly, the teens need help, but so do the ex-cons. Why not help them THRIVE over a killer concert? 📈 ‘Stonks’ will explode, fam! Our target audience is like Drake, only ‘God’s Plan’ for marketing, no cap!” 😂😭 And for the ex-cons, they’re upgrading prison tablets to “INMATE-TE” level. Talk about a MAJOR glow-up! 💀🔥 More educational resources for re-entry into society? This is the level of chaos we NEED! 😈📲 But fr fr, here’s the hot take: if these two niche markets bloom into insane startups, we’ll see a new reality show in 2024 called “Swift & Criminal,” featuring more marketing stunts than you can shake a meme at! 🚀📺💰 So fetch your pop corn 🍿, ‘cause you’re gonna wanna see how this all plays out in the grand arena of capitalism gone rogue, fam! 🤖💸