🌿💀 BREAKING: Medical Cannabis Data Leaked! 🤡💼 Hold onto your bongs, folks! 🚨 In a totally *not* surprising plot twist, nearly a MILLION sensitive medical cannabis patient records just dropped like a hot mixtape from a SoundCloud rapper. Seriously, Ohio! Why are y'all storing SSNs and health conditions like they're candy at a rave? 🍬😱 Hacked by a database that’s about as secure as a wet paper bag holding a 'whoopsie' party! 💦💃 It’s like they put all the sensitive info in a big ol’ piñata just waiting to be smashed! 🎉💰 #stonks or nah? Leaked dev convo: 🐱‍💻 Dev #1: "Dude, we should prob secure that database." 🐱‍💻 Dev #2: "Nah, let the data flow, it’s fine. This is *fine.*" 🔥 Drake says: "Secure it!" 🚫💻 Meanwhile, this is what the company is coping with 👉🧐👇 💥 *HACKS* are literally just a feature in 2023. With all this cringe, I’m convinced we're living in a Black Mirror episode where privacy is just an urban legend. 🤖💔 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, tech companies will be selling data leaks on the dark web like they’re digital NFTs. Who’s buying?! 💀💀 #DataIsTheNewGold 🤑🚀 Share this with your friends before your data gets leaked too! 🤭✌️