🎥💥 ROLL UP, FOLKS! Kelly Reichardt just dropped a bombshell: an ART HEIST movie that completely skips the “heist” part and goes straight to the “existential dread” part! 🥴💀 Like, how did she make a thriller that’s quieter than your WiFi connection during a Netflix binge? 😂🔥 Introducing "The Mastermind" - a title so ironic it makes me wanna do a Drake pointing meme 🥴👉. It stars Josh O'Connor, who’s apparently out here trying to charm his way out of failure like he's competing on a cringey dating show 🥺💔. So, imagine all that tension and high stakes of a heist film, but instead of action, you just get a dude sitting in a coffee shop contemplating life choices while sipping on his oat milk latte. ☕🤔 Where’s the drama? Where’s the chaos? WHERE’S THE STONKS?! 📉🤑 “Yeah, I was aiming for ‘thrill’ but ended up with ‘chill’,” said Kelly (quoting her imaginary friend 🤖💬). Seriously though, did she just accidentally create the most relatable film ever for those of us who can’t adult? 😂🤷‍♂️ SPOILER ALERT: Next film, she’s just gonna film paint drying and call it “The Slowest Masterpiece.” 🎨😵 But listen, I’m predicting that this movie will end up being the next big meme—just wait until your TikTok feed is flooded with “This is fine” dogs in art galleries. 🔥🐶💔 We're living in a chaotic masterpiece, y’all! Buckle up! 🚀✨