🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Just Got SLAPPED with a $2.5 BILLION Fine & It's the Drama We Never Knew We Needed! 😱💰 Y’all, get ready to STONK 🚀💹 because Amazon's about to drop more cash than Jeff Bezos spends on space travel (you know, the kind that gives *mad* cringe vibes)! The FTC is coming in hot 🔥 with a $1 BILLION civil penalty and handing back $1.5 BILLION to 35 million sad souls tricked by Amazon’s "deceptive" Prime tactics. 🥴🤡 Quote from a "leaked" Amazon dev: “Honestly, we thought ‘Prime’ was short for ‘Prime Suspect’ because we were just out here scamming folks. #OopsMyBad 😬” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here sipping our coffee ☕ like “This is fine,” while our wallets cry for help! 💀💔 And can we talk about how every time you try to cancel your Prime subscription, it feels like negotiating with the DMV? Like Drake pointing out the window at life decisions—everything hurts. 😭 Prediction Time: Amazon will respond by launching “Prime-ly Deceptive Checkout,” where they just slap a $100 fee on all returns and call it a day. 🤖💼 Based? Nah, just cringe! 💥💥 Share this madness before Amazon comes for your wallet too! 💥💥