🚨🗞️ BREAKING NEWS: European military says "F U, Microsoft!" and runs into the open-source arms of LibreOffice! 💻💔💥 No cap, this isn’t just about saving them euros 💰—it’s like the military decided to stop eating soggy cereal (Microsoft Office) and went for the high-protein Greek yogurt (LibreOffice)! 🥳🥣 They’re all about that security and control—because nothing says “defense” like keeping your data out of the clutches of that one friend who keeps spilling their tea (looking at YOU, Microsoft). 🤭👀 💬 “We figured we’d spend less on software and more on *actual* missiles,” said an anonymous dev (probably sipping coffee and wearing camo). “Plus, our side wants to make tech decisions, not let Bill Gates live rent-free in our minds.” 🚀💣 Bro, this is fine… if you think ditching Microsoft for open-source feels like getting dumped but suddenly realizing you're WAY better off. 🔥💔 But real talk, veering toward LibreOffice is a vibe shift that even Drake would approve of—*God’s Plan* for the military is to keep it simple and secure! 🙌🎤 🔥 HOT TAKE: The next war is about coding skills, and whoever beats Microsoft at their own game will end this *software arms race* first! Get ready for “GitHub Wars: The Musical!” 🎭🎶💀🌌