🚨💰🚀 BREAKING: DOGE IS NOT DEAD, IT'S THROWIN’ A RAGER IN A TRASH-STRUNG BASEMENT! 🔥💀 So, apparently, Senate staff decided to investigate DOGE and stumbled upon a veritable episode of "Hoarders: Crypto Edition." Picture this: locked doors and windows draped in trash bags—classic 🤡👀. Woah, are we looking for a secret stash of meme coins or just the world’s worst escape room? 🤔✨ Whistleblowers are tossing around allegations that DOGE uploaded sensitive Social Security databombs to an unsecured cloud, like throwing your credit card info in a dumpster at a Black Friday sale. Stonks? Nah, it's more like 🚫📈. The Senate said it’s like finding your great-grandma’s secret pasta recipe in the middle of a dumpster fire. And let’s not forget former SSA Chief Data Officer Chuck Borges casually accusing DOGE of playing hide-and-seek with federal data. Like, "Bro, that's not how you make a secure digital vault!" 🤦‍♂️💩 Next up, I predict that DOGE will release a new NFT: “Trash Vault Hiding Simulator.” 🧑‍🚀🚀 C’mon, you know it’s gonna happen. Fr fr, if this isn’t peak crypto chaos, I don’t know what is. #DogeCoinDisaster #TrashOrTreasure #ThisIsFine911 🔥🥴