🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Mark Cuban's Dinner Plans Are Spicier Than Your Uncle's Gritty BBQ Secrets! 🍗🔥💀 So, billionaire tech overlord Mark Cuban is still down to break bread with King Chaos himself, Donald Trump! 🤡🍽️ Y’all remember when he tossed his support behind Kamala Harris? Yeah, that went as well as a digital NFT of a banana peel. 🍌💩 Cuban’s like "It’s a moral imperative for CEOs to play nice with the Prez." 🚀💼 Translation: "My portfolio needs that sweet, sweet connection — gotta keep those stonks 👑 up, you feel?" No cap, it's like trying to appease the *Godfather* while you’re plotting the next corporate coup. Just imagine the dinner convo: “Hey Donald, can you pass the salt? And also, what’s the secret sauce for making tech companies GO Brrrrr?” 😂💸 Meanwhile, Cuban is probably drop-kicking his morals for a side of those presidential connections. Are we in the *This is fine* meme yet? 🔥🌈 Hot take: Next week, Cuban will pitch a new venture — dinner kits that come with a side of ethical dilemmas. 🤖💥 Y’all wanna bet? #CubanDinner2023 🤯🍽️