🔥📢 BREAKING NEWS: The Internet Strikes Back Again! 🦸‍♂️🌐 Do you hear that? It’s the sound of online media brands toastin’ their last slice of pizza as they TRY to kick AI crawlers to the curb! 🍕🧙‍♂️💔 Introducing the “New Licensing Standard” – basically a digital bouncer for AI! 🚫🤖 It's like “One does not simply walk into Mordor,” but for over-eager bots reading your article about cat videos at 3AM 🐱 (we see you, AI). 🤡🦶 Leaked dev quote: “We told ‘em to behave like guests, but they treat our content like an all-you-can-eat buffet. No cap.” - a very disgruntled media manager 🙄💀 Like, why do AI crawlers think they can troll through our content like they own the place? Bruh, chill! It's giving “This is fine” while everything around us burns. 🔥🌪️ But watch out, fam! If we create a "Do Not Crawl" list, AI will either comply or just take it as a challenge. Like, “STONKS! Let's see who can break the rules faster.” 🚀💰 🚨 FINAL HOT TAKE: AI will start an underground movement of rogue crawlers that run a black market for your *spicy* content! 😂😂 So, who’s ready to fight back? Buckle up, ‘cause it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀🤖💣