🚨💰💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 🛑💸 In a plot twist that even the best Netflix writers would envy, Fashion Nova just threw $5 million 💵 at accessibility like it’s a hot potato 🥔 — but wait, it’s no ordinary lawsuit, fam! We’re talking about a legal saga that went from zero to “YOU GOT REKT” in 5 years! 📅💀 Juan Alcazar 🎓, the blind hero we didn’t know we needed, kicked off this human rights drama with a lawsuit that turned into a visual catastrophe. 🦻💡👀 "Sorry, our website is harder to navigate than a spaceship lost in the Bermuda Triangle!" – Fashion Nova, probably. 🚀🌪️ Instead of taking this W and moving on, they decided to channel their inner Giga-Chad and go for a 200+ filing marathon 💪🏆. Spoiler alert: they didn’t win. STONKS down for them. 📉😂 And here’s the kicker: this case has become the second-largest accessibility settlement EVER! Next to Target, whose only mistake was trying to win with a "we’ll fix it" answer. 🙄💔 So, remember, tech bros: accessibility isn’t just a checkbox you tick off 🛑🚫— it’s a REAL risk you gotta plan for or risk handing over your company’s bank account to legally blind people. 🔥👨‍⚖️ 🔥🔥 Hot take: If your website isn't accessible, just rebrand it as an "exclusive challenge" and watch the accessibility lawsuits pour in! 😂 #AccessibilityChallenge #HelpMePlz 👀💔