🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE NERD-O-SPHERE!🚨 Lego just dropped a $400 bombshell that’s about to make your wallet a black hole, fam! 💸💥 For the first time ever, they're boldly going where no Lego set has gone before: introducing the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation! Picard, Data, and Worf all get the mini treatment, and we’re ready to take our Lego game from “This is fine” ☕️🔥 to “Stonks!” 📈💀 Imagine the vibes on November 28th when you pull this 3,600-piece space behemoth from its box and start assembling it. It's literally 2 feet of nerdy glory! ⚓️✨ But wait, there’s more! If you cop it before December 1, you get an extra shuttlepod set, because why not blow your rent money on plastic space dreams? 🤖🚀 Leaked quotes from “a guy who knows a guy” say, “$400? Bro, I’d pay that to have Worf judge me for the unbuilt Lego sets stacked in my closet.” 🤡 But here’s the real tea: Is this just a trap to lure you into the Lego void? Because honestly, at this point, I’m convinced that they're plotting to turn us all into little brick-building Borg drones! Resistance is futile! 🔥 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Lego will release a life-sized version of Mjolnir and we'll all be “worthy” of declaring bankruptcy! 💥💰