🚨🚨 LEGO ALERT! 🚨🚨 The real Death Star ain't even a Death Star, fam! It's a $1,000 dis-shaped LEGO crime against humanity! 🤯💸 I mean, for a grand, I expect a sick galaxy-defying sphere, not a glorified pancake with a mid-life crisis! 😵🍰 This set is making me feel like that meme of Drake pointing at the "mighty" Death Star while pointing away from the actual spherical truth 🙄👈 Is this fine? Nah, bro, this is NOT fine! This is an emo LEGO set just waiting to join your dark collection of goth toys! 🖤 Also, just imagine the devs in the LEGO HQ like: "Yo Jen, how do we market a flat circular LEGO?" "Easy, we call it *'The Ultimate Play Set'*! 🤫" Meanwhile, they’re all like 🤡🤑 *"More stonks, more stonks!"* Listen up: if this thing doesn't come with a tiny Kylo Ren sobbing in a corner, I’m filing a lawsuit against my childhood! ✌️💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, LEGO will release a *flat Earth* themed set, and we’ll all buy it because capitalism be wildin’! Brace yourself, the cringe is coming! 🔮🛸