🚨🎮💥 *BREAKING: Kojima's New Xbox Game Is a Literal Wet Nightmare!* 💥🎮🚨 Hold onto your gamin’ chairs, fam! Your boy Hideo Kojima is back at it like a caffeinated squirrel with a thumb drive 🔥! He’s teamed up with Xbox, and trust me, the conspiracy vibes are STRONG! 🤖💰 Just dropped: a *three-minute* teaser for OD (which stands for “Oh Dear, Someone’s Gonna Need Therapy!” or something like that) 🥴🚪. Like, imagine Sophia Lillis (the one from *IT*) getting spooked while opening a red door—WHAT COULD GO WRONG? Spoiler alert: Lots! 🔥💀 She’s lighting candles like they’re about to face the *real* boss battle: adulting. What’s that? Is it rain or tears? 🤔 Either way, the atmosphere is thicker than your cousin’s gamer sweat! And it looks like we’re getting some *baby-like* nods to Death Stranding because why not make it extra creepy? 🍼💧 Phil Spencer, the Xbox chief, hit us with some “development is underway” vibes, but I’m just here for the SHOCK-AND-AWE visuals fueled by Unreal Engine. If you’re not saying "stonks" right now, are you even living?! 📈🤷‍♂️ 👀 *Hot Take*: Expect an exclusive DLC that just feeds you raw anxiety for $29.99, and by the end of it, you’ll wish you never downloaded the game. This is fine. 😩🔥 Don't forget to share this chaos, fam! 🥳