🚨BREAKING: The $1.5B “I’m Good, Fam” Club🚨💸💔 Gather 'round, tech fam—because this is juicier than Elon’s next tweet! 🍵✨ A dude named Andrew Tulloch just did the unthinkable: he TURNED DOWN Zuckerberg’s sickeningly massive 🤑💰 $1.5 billion offer to join the “Meta Parking Lot” of Failed Dreams. Like, bro, imagine saying “nah” to that kind of stonks 💎💰. Let’s unpack this 🧳: Andrew, co-founder of Thinking Machines (never heard of ’em, but respect the hustle), was like Drake pointing at $1.5 billion then doing the “nah” emoji. I mean, what’s next? Refusing a lifetime supply of free pizzas? 🍕🤡 Sources tell us Andrew’s inner circle was all, “Bruh, you’re playing 4D chess while Zuck’s stuck in 2D.” 🎮💀 While the rest of Silicon Valley is out here coveting Bitcoin investments like they're Pokémon cards 🥴, Andrew’s sipping his green tea, rejecting all that cash like "sorry, I prefer my sanity over a mansion in Monte Carlo." So what’s the prediction? In 2024, Andrew will drop a startup that makes all of Meta’s VR products look like Fisher Price toys! 🚀🔥 #WatchOutZuck #FutureBillionaire Call it chaos, but this is the kind of wholesome content we need! Share it on your techie group chat—Andrew’s about to be an icon! 👑💥