🎉👾🔥 Hold the phone, Pokémon trainers! 🚨💥 The UNOVA VICTINI ILLUSION DEPOT (a.k.a. Illustration Collection) is now cheaper than your ex's excuses! 💔💸 $38 on TCGPlayer, while Amazon is out here looking like they just got hit by a cringe wave at $50! 🤡💀 #Stonks *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought we charged more for nostalgia… 🤔💭 Guess we were on the struggle bus!” 🚍💨 Pokémon TCG is trying to save your wallet like it’s the last Pikachu on Earth! ⚡️💰 This isn't just savings, this is an absolute steal 🚀🔥. Grab it while you can, or you'll be the one crying "I should've bought it" like Drake in that meme! 😭❌ But remember, my fellow collectors, this is NOT a drill! 🛑 If you don’t cash in now, you’ll be stuck watching those VALUE STONKS plummet faster than a Magikarp! 🐟📉 🔥💯 Hot take: I predict in a few weeks, prices will either skyrocket with TikTok dances featuring Victini or it's gonna disappear so fast that even speedrunners would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Gotta catch 'em all — before your wallet catches L's! 🕵️‍♂️💥 #PokémonGoBroke or #PokémonGoBrokeAF? 😤💪