💥BREAKING NEWS!💥 Mark Zuckerberg sues... wait for it... MARK ZUCKERBERG! 🤡💼 That’s right, folks! It’s the ultimate showdown between a Zuck and another Zuck – the Zuck-ception we never knew we needed! 😱 So, this dude Mark S. Zuckerberg (not the metaverse overlord, the OTHER dude) is out here saying his FACEBOOK profile is getting obliterated like a bad meme in 2023. He can’t generate business because the Zuck’s snoozefest algorithms keep hitting the disable button like it’s a panic reaction 🥲🔥. "Real talk, I had to explain to my grandma why I’m not showing up on Facebook. I mean, she thought I went off the deep end and joined a cult or something. 💀🙃" — totally a leaked convo from our inside source at Meta. Now, look, this whole situation is giving major *This Is Fine* vibes, but also like, who’s gonna win the “better Zuck” game? Should we do a bracket? 🤔👀💰 Prediction time: 🚀 In the next five years, we’ll have a Zuck court, complete with virtual judge robots and literal avatar subpoenas. Just imagine the chaos! 😵‍💫 Like a reality TV show with more algorithm drama than a 3 AM TikTok binge. 🔥💀 Get ready to meme the Zuck out of this! #ZuckWars #SuingYourselfIsTheNewBlack