When you realize TikTok is low-key a cult for bacon avocado 🥑🔥: The ultimate foodie flex, no cap! 💀✨
🚨👀 STOP THE PRESSES! The TikTok gods have bestowed upon us THE hottest trend: saying “bacon avocado” like it’s the secret chant to unlock the gates of clout! 🍳🥑🔥 Let’s break this down like an Overcooked round with four people arguing over cooking shrimp! 🎮💥 Apparently, TikTokkers are spitting "bacon avocado" faster than you can say “stoinks,” but WAIT! The twist? It’s just a cover for some secret-level cringe spilling out afterwards! 🙃💬 Like, “bacon avocado, I hate Mondays!” Seriously, who comes up with this? 🤡 "Leaked developer quote: 'We thought world peace was the ultimate goal, but then we realized people just want to shout food to conceal their hot takes.' - Timmy, A Tired Intern." 😩💻 And folks, this is just another way for Gen Z to cope with existential dread. Nothing screams "I’m fine" like a food code 🤷♂️💔. But let's be REAL, we’re living in the Twilight Zone where “bacon avocado” >>> actual communication. 🔥🔮 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll be communicating entirely in bacon avocado codes while swiping right on potential partners! “Sorry, babe, I only vibe with people who can say ‘bacon avocado’ faster than I can seethe!” 💔🚀 Get ready, fam! The world is truly a chaotic meme paradise! 🤟💩