💥💰🚨 HOLD UP, BOOKWORMS! 🚨💰💥 THIS JUST IN—Amazon is serving *literal* BLACK FRIDAY BARGAINS that hit different! The 32GB Kindle Scribe is now priced at the same level as a 16GB model! 🤯🎉 IT'S LIKE GETTING A FREE UPGRADE, KINDA LIKE WHEN YOUR FRIENDS BUY YOU A DRINK BUT HAVE NO IDEA YOU’RE A LIGHTWEIGHT! 😂🍻 So for $279.99, NOT ONLY do you get a Kindle that can hold *all* the books, but you can also pretend you're a *serious intellectual* at your local coffee shop. Just be ready for that one barista who acts like you did them dirty for ordering oat milk 💀. #Cringe And our imaginary leaked quote from a top Amazon exec? "Why give them the 32GB for the same price? Because we love watching the competition seethe! 🚀🔥" Drake's pointing at this deal like "This is it!" ✨ Don't sleep on this, fam—unless you enjoy reading *literally* on a potato 🤖💩. 🔥🔥 HOTT TAKE: If you don’t buy one, you may be legally required to change your name to “Larry the Luddite.” So, what are you waiting for? #BasedBookwormTime! 📚🤡