🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta’s Superintelligence Lab is having a major brain drain! 🧠💥 It's like watching a rollercoaster made of spaghetti: thrilling, chaotic, and a total mess. 🍝🎢 So, ol' Zuck decided to play the *“let me lure the smartest people around”* game, thinking he’s the tech version of a pop star doing a concert for nerds. 🎤✨ But guess what? 3 of them peaced out faster than you can say "this is fine." 🔥😬 Imagine the convo in the lab: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Hey, how do you feel about building AI with Zuck?” 😱 Developer 2: “I’d rather wrestle a bear while coding in FORTRAN, fr fr.” 🐻👨‍💻 What’s happening over there? Is it like that meme of Drake pointing at “working at Meta” and then pointing at “under a bridge”? 😂💔💰 Here comes the spicy prediction: By 2024, Meta's Superintelligence Lab will be selling its “AI skills” as NFTs to cope with the fact that their researchers are dodging them like free samples at Costco! 🤑🤡 Get your popcorn ready for this AI apocalypse, fam! 🍿🔥🔥 #MetaMadness #AIForTheAged 🛠️👾